Thursday, July 19, 2012

You must be yolking!

(I credit that wonderful play on words to my lovely funkmaster Jill)

Yolk yolk yolk yolk yolk!

If you read my prior post you'd know that once the wedding cake was done and complete I'd have about 5billion egg yolks left over. What's a girl to do with 5 billion egg yolks!!! Think of all that cholesterol! BUT! Think of all the delicious creations that could be made with those lovely, lovely, yellowy/orangey, silky smooth yolks! That was my challenge the begining of this week... be gone with the yolks! I am proud to say that from those 5 bajillion yolks I made 4 delicious desserts, and only 3 yolks remain! do do do do!! (yes I do deserve that royal trumpet sound)!

What, pray tell, would these delicious desserts be, you ask? Oh, don't you worry, I will share with you these 4 delicious desserts!

#1 Creme Brulee Ice Cream!
              
                 (yum)

So, this local gelato joint has some amazing creme brulee gelato (so I've heard, I haven't had the pleasure of trying it).  I took it upon myself to do the same, yes I'm a copy cat... sue me. I went online and I searched creme brulee ice cream recipes and this is the one I found.  So this lady, has this I guess vanilla sweet cream type of ice cream recipe and at first she made some toffee and mixed it in the ice cream... then, the second time around, she decided to put the ice cream in little pots and serve them as a creme brulee would normally be served, with torched, burnt sugar on top.

I didn't really want to do either of those. My original thought was, well the toffee is too thick, and I don't have enough pots for this ice cream brulee idea. What I wanted to do was, throw some sugar on the silpat and torch away, to have nice thin slivers of burnt sugar.

My friend came over and we proceeded to make this ice cream. Unfortunately, I have a small torch and it would've taken 10 yrs and a day to torch all of that sugar. Then we thought we could put it in the broiler, but thankfully I googled it, and silpat in broiler = no bueno. So, we opted for the toffee idea. I tried to spread it out as thinly as possible.

The outcome? The ice cream, like i mentioned above, tasted like a sweet cream vanilla ice cream, and the toffee, while delicious, was still too thick for my liking. Next time, I hope to either a) not make ice cream so late, thus having time to torch sugar or b) buy a bigger torch! :)

#2 Lemon Bars!

    (super yum!)


I must preface this with a little lemon bar story. Yes, I have a lemon bar story. When I worked at my old branch, an old coworker of mine made THE BEST lemon bars. Before her lemon bars I was strictly a chocolate dessert eater, I never really dabbled in the fruity dessert world. Her lemon bars are AMAZING! So, I got into lemon bars. One day we had a lemon bar bake off, she accidentally burnt her and they were still better than mine. The lemony goodness she has on top is like a custardy/curdy type of lemon topping... it's smooth and light and creamy, oh what I'd give for that recipe!

I researched lemon bar recipes, and I landed on this one.  Well, there are several recipes in this link and there are 2 lemon bar recipes. I tried the first recipe. For some reason I thought that this might be something close to what my coworker made... alas, it was not :( BUT! I definitely am going to try the second recipe in this link! The second recipe has heavy cream in its recipe! I don't know why I didn't think to try that one... the heavy cream might be the trick! I gotta try it next time!

#3 Hazelnut Ice Cream

          (eeep!!!)

I might have mentioned this before, if not this wont be the first time.... i love... LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE....love love love... looooooooove hazelnuts! Fucking Nutella! C'mon! Whoever doesn't like hazelnuts, I mean, I wouldn't even know what to say to them, just the thought of it leaves me speechless.  mmm mmm mmm!

I found this simple hazelnut ice cream recipe.  Super simple, super awesome. I did tweak the recipe a bit, instead of 4 cups of light cream I used 2 cups of light cream and 2 cups of 2% milk... for no other reason than my cheapness kicked in.  It is, of course, delicious! Although, it's a bit on the soft side, but that's okay... and the ground up hazelnuts are a little gritty, but that's okay too because it's hazelnuts and it's delicious! Oh, also, I omitted the vanilla extract... I wanted to taste the hazelnut and not have the chance of the hazelnutty flavor being overpowered by the vanilla extract. I mean, don't get me wrong, I do enjoy vanilla in my life, but it's seriously in almost every recipe!!! sheesh!

It's delicious :)

#4 Chocolate Almond Creme Brulee

                     (yum?)

I only question the deliciousness of this recipe, because I haven't tasted it yet. Here's the recipe. I haven't tasted it because, clearly I made a shit ton of desserts... 3 of them in one day. I'm not about to sit on my couch like a fat ass and gobble all of this shit down... I'd like to, but I surprisingly enough have the will power to JUST SAY NO! This is a no-bake recipe, which is supa cool! So, I made the custard and poured it in my ramekins, stuck them in the fridge to stiff up, then individually wrapped them and stuck them in the freezer... I hope that's okay!?

The one thing I changed in this recipe is the almond topping. Hopefully, when I take one or several out, I will remember that I wanted to grind up some toasted almonds, mix the almond meal with some sugar and burn that together, I think it'll call for a nice, sweet, nutty, toasty, chocolaty flavor!


I was lazy and took crappy pictures on my phone of the last 3 recipes.. I'm not sharing them because they're crap :) Fine... I feel bad... I'll just share them... sigh...... but, let me say, they don't do any justice :)

hazelnut ice cream!

lemon bars...

Almond Chocolate Brulee







enjoy!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Wedding Bells!

Hey hey hey!!

Woo!!! so! Last week was a craaaaaaayyyyyy-zy week! :)

My sisters friends got married on saturday. They attended my sisters wedding that I made my first, ever!, wedding cake for! They loved the cake, thus asking me to do their wedding cake! This was truly such an honor! When I bake stuff and people taste it and tell me they love it, I always think they're just saying it to be nice... but this was an amazing validation for me. That, fuck yeah, my shit was good! :)

I was so excited to do this project... and so terribly terribly terribly nervous! So, I met with the couple at the end of winter? Just before spring? It was forever ago! I met with them and we went over the flavors they wanted for their cake, and how they wanted it to look. A couple of months went by and I did a test run of the recipe. I have Martha Stewarts Wedding Cake book...so, the couple wanted a pound cake with an almondy feel to it. I tweaked Marthas pound cake recipe and incorporated some almond flour with it. The taste test I did was one recipe with almond flour and one with almond extract. They liked the one with almond flour.

The final of what they wanted was this: almond pound cake, pastry cream, raspberry jam, vanilla bean buttercream, 2 tiers, spacer, seasonal berries on each tier, natural spatula looking feel to the buttercream around the cake.

Rewind to last monday. Monday morning I bought all the ingredients needed.... here's the total of what was needed for a 3 layered 12 and 10 in cake:

Cake
2# butter
12 1/3 c cake flour
1/3 + 1/4 c almond flour
7 1/2 tbsp baking powder
1 1/4 tsp salt
3c + 10tbsp milk
5 tbsp vanilla extract
8 3/4 c sugar
30 egg whites

Pastry Cream
1qt milk
1 c sugar
1/2 c cornstarch
4 eggs
4 egg yolks
8 tbsp butter

Vanilla Bean Buttercream
3# butter
3 3/4 c sugar
15 egg whites
2 1/4 tbsp vanilla bean paste


Crazy hu?? So, i shopped on Monday. Tuesday Morning and evening (before and after work), I made 2 12in cakes. Wednesday, afternoon/evening I made the 10in cake and the pastry cream. Thursday, I cut the cake layers (kinda took the day off from any baking). Friday (i had off of work specifically to complete this :) ), I assembled the cakes, made the buttercream, crumb coated them, and final coated them. 

I was exhausted!!! There were nights where I was tossing and turning, because I was so nervous and hoping and praying all would go accordingly! In the end everything went smoothly and worked out really well! My sister came over friday night to help me bring it to the couples house. They were anxiously waiting the arrival of their cake, super cute. 

I only took a few pictures during the cake making process.... here are a few of them, along with the final! By the way, I must add, I didn't take a final picture, because I completely forgot, and plus, they put the berries on day of so I can't take credit for the lovely arrangement.

Picture time baby!!!
(I really wish there was a more user friendly way to upload pics on here! ) UGH!

We've got Pastry Cream, Buttercream, first layer, rasp. jam, second layer with pastry cream, then third layer, crumb coating, and then the finished product!
                                                         









(these two pics below are the beautiful creations my sister and I did with the scraps. To the left is my sisters and to the right is mine :) )



The Verdict?? My sis was at the wedding, they invited me to the reception part but I was too nervous to see the cutting of the cake and everyone eating it! Anyways, my sister reported back that it was a success! Everyone loved it and there's a shit ton left over! Woot! 

That's the end to this wedding cake fairytale!

<3

Monday, July 2, 2012

SuperMarketRant

Here is my SuperMarketRant!

Why, I ask you, why can't I just buy one celery stalk? Because that's all a single woman needs. Just one celery stalk. I don't need a whole bunch consisting of 10 stalks... because we all know, that as much as I hope and wish and pray that I'll use that up, it's going to be trashed by the end of the week! The same thing goes for carrots! I can't keep on freezing leftovers! My freezer isn't an endless cavity waiting to freeze veggies.

I mean, I get that it'd probably be a bitch to sell one celery stalk at a time. And, when I have a family of my own, I'm so sure I'll appreciate the bunch of celery stalks, but please, Mr. SuperMarket Corporate Man, please show some appreciation to me, the single gal consumer.

It would be super cool if the SuperMarket gods created some sort of section for the single people. I don't need a whole bunch of carrots or celery or whatever. I just need one or two to get my dinner started and going. Sure, leftovers are a great thing. But how would you like to eat the same thing for a week straight? It gets tiring!

I know this whole post is probably really annoying and lame. But fuck it. All I wanted last night was one celery stalk,  and one carrot, just one... and I only had to use half of the stalk and 1 carrot for my delish wildrice pancakes! Now, I gotta find ways to use the rest of the bunch, or freeze it or trash it. Carrots I'm cool with, but I'm not a big celery fan but I can try and do something.....like!

Juice it! or Peanut Butter it! Orrrr Soup it! or Sorbet it?!!?!?

hmm...

Okay Mr. SuperMarket Corporate Man.... I accept your challenge this week.... but until next time! Please please please, find it somewhere in that big ol' corporate heart of yours to please show a little bit of appreciation to your lovely, single gal consumer :)

thanks!