SuperMarketRant

Here is my SuperMarketRant!

Why, I ask you, why can't I just buy one celery stalk? Because that's all a single woman needs. Just one celery stalk. I don't need a whole bunch consisting of 10 stalks... because we all know, that as much as I hope and wish and pray that I'll use that up, it's going to be trashed by the end of the week! The same thing goes for carrots! I can't keep on freezing leftovers! My freezer isn't an endless cavity waiting to freeze veggies.

I mean, I get that it'd probably be a bitch to sell one celery stalk at a time. And, when I have a family of my own, I'm so sure I'll appreciate the bunch of celery stalks, but please, Mr. SuperMarket Corporate Man, please show some appreciation to me, the single gal consumer.

It would be super cool if the SuperMarket gods created some sort of section for the single people. I don't need a whole bunch of carrots or celery or whatever. I just need one or two to get my dinner started and going. Sure, leftovers are a great thing. But how would you like to eat the same thing for a week straight? It gets tiring!

I know this whole post is probably really annoying and lame. But fuck it. All I wanted last night was one celery stalk,  and one carrot, just one... and I only had to use half of the stalk and 1 carrot for my delish wildrice pancakes! Now, I gotta find ways to use the rest of the bunch, or freeze it or trash it. Carrots I'm cool with, but I'm not a big celery fan but I can try and do something.....like!

Juice it! or Peanut Butter it! Orrrr Soup it! or Sorbet it?!!?!?

hmm...

Okay Mr. SuperMarket Corporate Man.... I accept your challenge this week.... but until next time! Please please please, find it somewhere in that big ol' corporate heart of yours to please show a little bit of appreciation to your lovely, single gal consumer :)

thanks!